The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…
This is the best thing ever
today my nephew (who’s recently decided that he’s a wizard) came round and showed me his book of spells (a folded a4 piece of paper) - i looked at it expecting to see spells to turn people into frogs and to make you fly etc but the only thing he’d written was a spell to make people smile
and i think he must be a wizard because i smiled pretty big
writing adult emails is awful
hi [name of person],
this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student.
I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.
Look at how much it wants to be touched, listen to that purr
Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them
i cant stop laughing
I CANT BREATHE
I FOUND IT AGAIN YES
i was scrolling and i nearly had a subliminal heart attack when i saw it.
i’ve had this waiting to post since november, i queued it for today, the first day of spring
tumblrcon would be such a bad idea it would be like 75% scary superwholocks probably
sorry i think you misspelt brilliant
nah its a terrible idea have you seen superwholocks they are terrifying
What do you mean, terrifying? *Drinks salt*
what the fuck
what the fuck
That’s right. Fear us.
Can we do it? Pllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaasssseeeee?
so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all
WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO
it is the chosen one
it must be the main character in the anime
It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.