damadellago:

crayonster:

timeturner:

bex-chan:

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

A yes I was just thinking that. You know you are a grown up when you disagree with everything a teenager says.

1 day ago   492881   Reblog

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

2 days ago   218187   Reblog

iamtonysexual:

dallonsmiles:

ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC

A+ handling of the situation

The Night Vale City Council would also like to remind the Church that angels do not exist, and as such cannot attend a concert.

2 days ago   89871   Reblog

l20music:

toxic-ponies:

halfnasty:

THE WORLD I SEE

by L. QUILES

incredible!

Wow…..

2 days ago   80569   Reblog

the-winchester-initiative:

do you ever have to backspace a reply because

no

our friendship level is not ready for that

2 days ago   376922   Reblog
2 days ago   5665   Reblog

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

2 days ago   347189   Reblog

communistbakery:

zinzulation:

urls are getting so fucking weird now… like what the fuck is a “communist bakery”

no idea… sounds like a really dumb blog

3 days ago   43432   Reblog

neverlaur:

neverlaur:

bowlingforwhoop:

neverlaur:

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

3 days ago   311420   Reblog
3 days ago   1127872   Reblog
3 days ago   10279   Reblog

Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy crap where have you been all my life”

3 days ago   690963   Reblog
3 days ago   156983   Reblog
© JASONDILAURENTS