you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.
A yes I was just thinking that. You know you are a grown up when you disagree with everything a teenager says.
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC
A+ handling of the situation
The Night Vale City Council would also like to remind the Church that angels do not exist, and as such cannot attend a concert.
do you ever have to backspace a reply because
our friendship level is not ready for that
*sunlight hits your laptop screen*
every piece of dust in the world
urls are getting so fucking weird now… like what the fuck is a “communist bakery”
no idea… sounds like a really dumb blog
So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.
they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change
Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous
Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo
Do you ever just meet one person
and at first it is awkward
then you start talking
and its like
“holy crap where have you been all my life”