Random: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: No, but I did scrape my knees when I crawled up from hell.
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laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

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thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

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shy-quiet-and-insecure:

narryeverlasting:

Exactly.

THIS

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resohlve:

this is beautiful

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pinkadillydoo:

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what if shinies were considered bad in the wild since it meant they will get killed easier, which would explain why there are so hard to find…

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efaj:

caliliope:

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

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mercuriesrising:

kirbyrightbackatya:

night-creeping-rascal:

kankristhighhighs:

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him. 

#some people are destined for greatness

its always the math teacher who tells you you cant

Yes good.

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

A true guardian

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I’d care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.

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shelbyroseholmes:

hailthepjoartists:

bloodthirstybookworm:

I don’t think one actress should play Aphrodite I think it should be multiple woman of different races and looks because beauty isn’t just white woman alone or black woman alone or Asian woman alone or any other race alone. everyone is beautiful and that is who Aphrodite is, she is beauty.

This should have more notes

she could look different for every person because beauty is in the eye of the beholder or whatever

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kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
me: well lets see kids
me: *throws dart at map of the world*
me: hm
me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean
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